My New Plan For BMW

"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
06/04/2015 at 20:48 • Filed to: None

I have decided that BMW needs my help getting rid of their unnecessary cars that compete with each other more or less. Also the ugly ones can go also. Thank me later BMW!

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DISCUSSION (36)

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 20:51

No 7 series or convrtbles? Lol right.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 20:51

I’d just replace the 5-er with the 6GC.

jkm7680 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/04/2015 at 20:52

I kept the 7-Series! I killed all of the convertibles though.

Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/04/2015 at 20:52

hes got a seven series in there.

MLGCarGuy > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 20:54

Kinja'd!!!

Don’t need it? You sure?

Kinja'd!!!

100% sure?

Kinja'd!!!

jkm7680 > MLGCarGuy
06/04/2015 at 20:55

Euch, I hate that interior.

StoneCold > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 20:55

I don’t know about cutting the 7-series. Sure, it’s at about half of the sales as ten years ago, but it’s the Exec-level car; they need it for that segment.

And also, the Z4 needs to stay. Because roadster. (Genuine, but random question: have you ever owned a convertible, and if so, which one?)

jkm7680 > MLGCarGuy
06/04/2015 at 20:56

Also, the Hoffmeister whatever reminds me of this.

Kinja'd!!!

jkm7680 > StoneCold
06/04/2015 at 20:56

That’s the hybrid I cut, I left the regular one.

jkm7680 > StoneCold
06/04/2015 at 20:57

I haven’t owned a convertible, I’ve driven and riden in multiple convertibles though but I generally dislike them.

StoneCold > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/04/2015 at 20:57

That threw me, also. I can’t tell which engine/drivetrain is being cut.

StoneCold > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 20:58

Aha, gotcha.

Zohaibman72 > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 21:04

I would keep the x5 M

It’s dumb and pointless which makes it amazing

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 21:04

Oh. Oops

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 21:05

Is that based on any remote business or company image priciples? Or is it because you don’t like convertibles?

jkm7680 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/04/2015 at 21:09

Not really, that was just a me thing. This is why I’m not to be trusted in charge of BMW.

 V8 Rustler > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 21:10

Getting rid of the Z4 and leaving the lame Alpinas? This plan is flawed.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 21:28

You killed the Z4, you bastard!

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/04/2015 at 21:29

I’m sorry. It had to be done eventually!

AM > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 21:39

Hofmeister kink?

This guy?

Kinja'd!!!

Flat Six > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 21:49

Ha, very funny! I agree with most of your choices. Thanks for not killing my X5. I think the i3 deserves to live though!

jkm7680 > Flat Six
06/04/2015 at 21:51

The I3 can live in BMW hell, with the others!

TheHondaBro > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 21:54

Such pro MSpaint skills.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
06/04/2015 at 21:55

Ikr. Just remember, the more squiggly marks means the more I want that particular car to die.

Flat Six > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 21:56

Come on I think if you drive it you will change your mind

jkm7680 > Flat Six
06/04/2015 at 21:56

I can’t even look at it without my life flashing before my eyes.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > jkm7680
06/04/2015 at 21:57

Kinja'd!!!

Point of order, Mr. Speaker...

This (2er convertible) is the only ragtop BMW on sale in the US (EDIT: Damnit...the 6er. But screw that for being too goddamn expensive). Hence it should be included, because hardtops are too heavy.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > StoneCold
06/04/2015 at 21:59

No, kill it. Unless you want to have the E85/E86 Z4 fastback and roadster, of which I will approve.

I still think the E85/E86 looks far better than the E89.